Terrible, terrible things

Google's "Feeling Lucky" button:

The #1 hit for "0" is Business 2.0 Magazine (WTF?)
The #1 hit for "1" is VH-1
The #1 hit for "2" is Internet2.edu
The #1 hit for "3" is 3Com, the network people
The #1 hit for "4" is Channel4.com
The #1 hit for "5" is Winamp.com
The #1 hit for "6" is Apple's QuickTime download page (I don't get it. Isn't it at v7 now?)
The #1 hit for "7" is the Netscape browser page (I don't get it. Isn't it at v8 now?)
The #1 hit for "8" is Super 8 Motels, Inc.
The #1 hit for "9" is MichaelMoore.com

Remember this. It's important. There is a secret hidden in Google.

One is not the loneliest number. One has more friends than any other digit. The loneliest number is zero. Google says:

"0" has 7,110,000,000 hits
"1" has 19,090,000,000 hits
"2" has 16,200,000,000 hits
"3" has 14,260,000,000 hits
"4" has 12,740,000,000 hits
"5" has 12,510,000,000 hits
"6" has 10,310,000,000 hits
"7" has 9,590,000,000 hits
"8" has 9,400,000,000 hits
"9" has 8,710,000,000 hits

However, if you order the digits in the above list by their frequency, ("0" appears 74 times, "1" appears 11 times, etc.) you will get 0192475638.

According to Dan Brown, an important scholar, the number 0192475638 features prominently in Botticelli's work (when viewed upside down through leaded glass while immersed in salty water). Think how many of his paintings feature round shapes ("0") or 1 or 9 or 2 or 4 or 7 or 5 or 6 or 3 or 8 figures. It's obvious if you know what to look for.

As any art student knows, even though it's a closely guarded secret that nobody knows, Botticelli was once the leader of Morbus Orientalis; a secret society that fought (and still fights) against world domination by Eastern Europeans. He also wore women's clothing.

As any half-way intelligent symbologist will tell you, the M.O. symbol is two interlocked rings overlaid with the letter "R".

Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page are also members. Look at their names. The letter "R" appears twice in both of them. They chose the name "Google" rather than the more proper "Googol" because the letter "O" appears twice in the former. The "O"s together, combined with the letters "R" in their names, is evidence of their affiliation with Morbus Orientalis.

This explains why the number 0192475638 can also be derived from the Google search results. They're trying to warn us.

Remember the first list?

• Business 2.0 Magazine is owned by Time Warner Communications. Morbus Orientalis has been fighting the Eastern Europeans since the beginning of Time!
  
• VH-1 is owned by MTV Networks. The letter "V" symbolises womanhood. Even now there are women living in Eastern Europe. It's a warning!
  
• Internet2.edu can be reached by calling 1-734-913-4250. Notice the "2" in both their domain name and their phone number? Just like the two interlocked rings!
  
• 3Com's logo? It contains two interlocked rings!
  
  
• If you visit Channel4.com's press and publicity page you will see an advertisement for Big Brother! The old Eastern European conspiracy lives on, my friends.
  
• Winamp.com? You already know about the AOL Time Warner connection.
  
• Apple Quicktime. The Time reference is made yet again. But did you also know that the first podcast (think Apple) published by a UK museum or gallery was about Botticelli? Yes, it was!
  
• Netscape is a subsidiary of America Online. AOL Time Warner pops its head up again!
  
• Super 8 Motels is also affiliated with Morbus Orientalis. The "8" in their logo proves it. Think "two rings." Also, Super 8 was founded by a man named Dennis (DANnis to his enemies) Brown. The link exists today. Their motels serve as waypoints and safe houses to M.O. society members.
  
• Michael Moore is just a nut. Google put that in there to throw Eastern Europeans off the trail.

So, as you can see, Botticelli, Google, AOL, 3Com, Steve Jobs, Super 8 Motels and countless others are all trying to subtly warn us against the Eastern European conspiracy.

Uncover your eyes!