Terrible, terrible things

Sorry. Been busy this week. No time to write for free when I could be making $1.25 an hour. If anyone ever tells you the psychic racket is a good way to get rich, kick them in the sack.

So, rather than supply my own comedy (as if), I thought I'd link you to the funniest rant I've read in at least a year, some random thoughts by Nick. 90% of you have probably read this a dozen times already, and voted unanimously to make Zuck a juror as a direct result, but I just got around to it. Dayum, I'm slow.

Note: I'm only linking to this because I'm a homophobe who might be a repressed homosexual who brandishes reverse psychology to pose as a liberated straight guy. Or something. I haven't been sure ever since I lost my "spank me" crop top in the hot tub.